Dancing Naked in Dixie

  Praise for Lauren Clark & Stay Tuned

  “ Riveting and much recommended…”

  - Midwest Book Review

  “A great read!”

  - Rebecca Berto, Novel Girl

  “Realistic and refreshing!”

  - Michelle, Book Briefs

  “Clark’s first attempt at story-telling - fiction story-telling - is a prize for any reader to have on his or her shelf.”

  - Becca and Buddy

  “Stay Tuned is a great read with vivid characters and an entertaining plot. ”

  - Jennie Coughlin

  “Kudos to Ms. Clark on a wonderful debut…I look forward to reading more of her books.”

  - Kathleen Anderson

  "Stay Tuned is as faced-paced as a real-life newsroom.”

  - Devon Walsh, WKRG-TV Anchor

  "Stay Tuned is a great read! Lauren Clark writes so well you can feel what the characters feel.”

  - Lauren Davis, WVLT-TV Anchor

  "Stay Tuned is fast-paced, fun, and a downright treat.”

  - Kira McFadden

  “The characters in Stay Tuned grab hold and demand you live the story right along side them.”

  - Emlyn Chand, Author, Farsighted

  "Loved it and you will too. The book will draw you in and leave you wanting more."

  - Anne Richter, WWNY-TV Anchor

  “Stay Tuned for Ms. Clark’s next page-turner…I am.”

  - Kevin Carey Infante

  Published by Monterey Press LLC

  57 North Monterey Street

  Mobile, AL 36604

  Library of Congress Control No: 2012937009

  Copyright © Lauren Clark, 2012

  e-book formatting by Guido Henkel

  Dancing Naked in Dixie is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

  All rights reserved. Except as permitted under the U.S. Copyright Act of 1976, no part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed or transmitted in any form or by any means, or stored in a database or retrieval system, without the prior written permission of the publisher.

  Also by Lauren Clark

  Stay Tuned

  For Mark

  Chapter 1

  “The new editor needs you, Julia.” A stern summons from Dolores Stanley leaps over the cubicles and follows me like a panther stalking its prey.

  “Just give me a minute,” I beg with a wide smile, sailing by the front office and a row of hunch-shouldered executive assistants. Steaming Starbucks in hand, my new powder-white jacket stuffed in the crook of my arm, I give a quick wave over my shoulder.

  I am, after all, late, a bit jet-lagged, and on deadline. A very tight deadline.

  A glance at my watch confirms two hours and counting to finish the article. I walk faster. My heart twists a teensy bit.

  I don’t mean to get behind. Really, it just sort of happens.

  However, that’s all going to change, starting today. I’m going to organize my life, work, home, all of it. I’ll be able to check email on the road, never miss an appointment, and keep up with all of my deadlines.

  Just as soon as I can find the instruction manual to my new iPhone. And my earpiece.

  Anyway, it’s going to be great!

  So great, that I’m not the least bit panicked when I round the corner and see my desk; which, by the way, is wallpapered in post-it notes, flanked by teetering stacks of mail, and littered with random packages. Even my voicemail light is flashing furiously.

  Before I can take another step, the phone starts ringing.

  In my rush to pick it up, I trip and nearly fall over a pile of books and magazines someone carelessly left behind. A thick travel guide lands on my foot and excruciating pain shoots through my toes. My coffee flies out of my hand and splats on the carpeting. I watch in horror as my latte seeps into the rug fibers.

  “Darn it all!” I exclaim, snatching up the leaking cup and setting it on my desk. Other choice expressions shuttle through my brain as I catch the edge of the chair with one hand to steady myself. I frown at the offending mess on the floor. Who in the world?

  Until it dawns on me. Oh, right. I left it all there in my rush to make the red-eye to Rome. My fault. I close my eyes, sigh deeply, and the strap of my bag tumbles off my shoulder. Everything—keys, mascara, lip gloss, spare change—falls onto the desk with a huge clatter. Letters and paper flutter to the floor like confetti in the Macy’s Day Parade. Just as Dolores sounds off again, her voice raspy and caffeine-deprived.

  “Now, Julia.”

  My spine stiffens.

  “Be right there,” I call out in my most dutiful employee voice. Right after I find my notes and calm down.

  As I start to search through my briefcase, a head full of thick silver curls and a pair of wire-rimmed glasses appear over the nubby blue paneling.

  “Hey, before you rush off,” Marietta whispers, “how was Italy? Was it gorgeous, wonderful?”

  “Marvelous,” I smile broadly at my closest friend and conjure up a picture postcard of Rome, Florence, and sun-drenched Tuscany. Five cities, seven days. The pure bliss of nothing but forward motion. “From the sound of it, I should have stayed another day.”

  Marietta studies my face.

  It’s the understatement of the year. I hate to admit it, but the prospect of inhabiting an office cubicle for a week intimidates me more than missing the last connection from Gatwick and sleeping on the airport floor. Claustrophobia takes over. I actually get hives from sitting still too long. Most days, I live out of suitcases. And couldn’t be happier!

  I’m a travel writer at Getaways magazine. Paid for the glorious task of gathering fascinating snippets of culture and piecing them into quirky little stories. Jet-setting to the Riviera, exploring the Great Barrier Reef, basking on Bermuda beaches. It’s as glamorous and exhilarating as I imagined.

  Okay, it is a tad lonely, from time to time, and quite exhausting.

  Which is precisely why I have to get organized. Today.

  I sink into my chair and try to concentrate. What to tackle first? Think, think.

  “Julia Sullivan!”

  Third reminder from Dolores. Uh-oh.

  Marietta rolls her eyes. “Guess you better walk the plank,” she teases. “New guy’s waiting. Haven’t met him yet, but I’ve heard he’s the ‘take no prisoners’ sort. Hope you come back alive.”

  All of a sudden, my head feels light and hollow.

  I’ve been dying to find out about the magazine’s new editor.

  Every last gory detail.

  Until now.

  “I’m still in another time zone,” I offer up to Marietta with a weak smile. My insides churn as I ease out of my chair.

  Marietta tosses me a wry look. “Nice try. Get going already, sport.”

  I tilt my head toward the hallway and pretend to pout. When I glance back, Marietta’s already disappeared. Smart girl.

  “Fine, fine.” I tug a piece of rebellious auburn hair into place, smooth my suit, and begin to march. My neck prickles.

  I’m not going to worry. Not much anyway.

  My pulse thuds.

  Not going to worry about change. Or a re-organization. Or pink slips.

  Focus, Julia.

  The last three editors adored me.

  At least half of the North American Travel Journalist Association awards hanging in the lobby are mine.

  The best projects land in my lap. Almost always.

  Well, there was the one time I was passed over for St. Barts, but I’m sure what’s-her-name just had
PMS that day. And I did get Morocco in February.

  This last trip to Italy? Hands-down, one of the choice assignments.

  I round the corner and come within an inch of Dolores Stanley’s bulbous nose. As I step back, her thin red lips fold into a minus sign. Chanel No. 5 wraps around me like a toxic veil.

  Dolores is the magazine’s oldest and crankiest employee. Everyone’s afraid of her. To be perfectly honest, Dolores doesn’t like anyone, except Marietta—and the guy in accounting who signs her paycheck. And that’s only twice a month.

  Most of the office avoids her as if she’s been quarantined with a deadly virus. “Good morning, Dolores,” I say with forced cheer.

  As expected, she ignores me completely. Instead, Dolores heaves her purple polyester-clad bottom up off the chair, and lumbers toward the editor’s office. Breathing hard, she pushes open the huge mahogany door, frowns, and tosses in my name like a careless football punt.

  I follow the momentum, shoulders back, hoping Dolores doesn’t notice my shaking hands.

  Stop it, Julia. No worries, right?

  Dolores pauses and murmurs something that sounds like ’good luck.’ Wait. Dolores wished me luck? That freaks me out completely. I want to run. Or fall to the floor, hand pressed to my forehead, prompting someone to call the paramedics.

  Too late. The door clicks shut behind me. The office already smells different. Masculine, earthy, like leather and sand. I crane my neck to see the new person’s face, but the high-back chair blocks my view; an occasional tap-tap on a keyboard the only sound in the room.

  I fill my lungs, exhale, and wait.

  Light streams onto the desk, now piled high with newspapers, memos, and several back issues of Getaways. A navy Brooks Brothers jacket hangs in the corner.

  I gaze out the window at the majestic skyscrapers lining Broadway, a blur of activity hidden behind a silver skin of glass and metal. A taxi ride away, three international airports bustle with life. Jets ready to whisk me away at a moment’s notice. My pulse starts to race just thinking about it.

  “Not in a big hurry to meet the boss?”

  The gruff voice startles me. My knees lock up.

  “Sir?” I play innocent and hope he’ll blame Dolores.

  The chair spins around. Two large feet plop on the desk and cross at the ankles. My eyes travel up well-dressed legs, a starched shirt, and a red silk tie. They settle on a pair of dark eyes that almost match mine.

  For a moment, nothing works. My brain, my mouth, I can’t breathe. It absolutely, positively may be the worst shock-of-my-life come true.

  “David?” I stutter like a fool and gather my composure from where it has fallen around my feet.

  The broad, easy grin is the same. But the hair is now a little more salt than pepper. The face, more weather-beaten than I remembered.

  “I told them you’d be surprised.” David’s face flashes from smug to slightly apologetic.

  I say nothing. It’s the understatement of the year.

  “They talked me out of retirement,” David folds his arms across his chest and leans back. “Said they had to have me.”

  “I’ll bet,” I offer with a cool nod.

  His face reveals nothing. “Not going to be a problem, is it?”

  Of course, it is! I dig my fingernails into my palm, shake my head, and manage to force up the corners of my mouth.

  “Good.” David slides his feet off the desk and thumbs through a pile of magazines.

  I stand motionless, watching his hands work. The familiar flash of gold is gone. I glower at his bare finger, incensed to the point of nearly missing all that he is saying. I watch David’s mouth move; he’s gesturing.

  “…and so, we’re going to be going in a new direction.” He narrows his gaze. “Julia?”

  I wrench my eyes up. “A new direction,” I repeat in a stupid, sing-song voice.

  David frowns. With a smooth flick of his wrist, he tosses a copy of Getaways across the desk. He motions for me to take it.

  “The latest issue,” he says.

  Gingerly, I reach for it. And choke. That’s funny. I purse my lips. Funny strange. The cover story was supposed to be mine. My feet start to tingle. I want to run.

  Instead, I force myself to begin paging through for the article and stunning photos I’d submitted—shots of the sapphire-blue water, honey-gold beaches, and the lush green landscape.

  With forced nonchalance, I search through the pages. Flip. Flip. Flip. In a minute, I’m halfway through the magazine. No article. No Belize. No nothing. My fingers don’t want to work anymore. I feel sick.

  “Julia, what is it? You seem a little pale,” David prods. He leans back in his chair and stares at me with an unreadable expression.

  I continue looking. Where is my article? Buried in the middle? Hidden in the back? More pages. I peek up at David, who meets my dismay with a steady gaze.

  What kind of game is he playing?

  I yank my chin up. “No, nothing’s wrong,” I say lightly, “not a thing.”

  Inside, I’m screaming like a lunatic. There must be a mistake. My bottom lip trembles the slightest bit. I blink. Surely, I’m not going to…lose my…

  “It was junk. Pure and simple,” David interrupts, the furrows on his forehead now more pronounced. He jumps up and folds his arms across his chest. “Bland, vanilla. The article screamed boring. It was crap.”

  Crap? Don’t mince any words, David. He might as well have tossed a bucket of ice water on my head. I shiver, watching him.

  “Let me ask you this.” David stops walking back and forth and puts his fists on the desk. “How much time did you actually spend writing and researching the article? Just give me a rough estimate. In hours or days?” David’s finished making his point. He sits down and begins glancing through a red folder.

  My mind races. Last month? Right. Trip to Belize.

  Focus. Try to focus.

  I fidget and tap out an uneven rhythm with my shoe. Excuses jumble in my head, swirling like my brain is on spin cycle.

  David clears his throat. He opens a manila envelope, thumbs through the contents, then gazes at me with the force of a steam-driven locomotive. “Are you taking care of yourself? Taking your … prescriptions?”

  The words cut like a winter wind off the Baltic Sea.

  I grope for words. My thoughts fall through my fingers.

  My attention deficit isn’t exactly a secret. Most everyone knows it’s been a problem in the past. But, things are under control … it’s all been fine.

  Until now.

  I start to seethe. David continues to gaze intently and wait for my reply.

  What are you, a psychiatrist? I want to spout. Not to mention all of the HR rules you’re breaking by asking me that.

  “I’m off the medication. Doctor’s orders. Have been for several years,” I answer, managing to give him a haughty the-rest-is-none-of-your-business stare.

  David backs off with a swivel of his chair. “Sorry. Just concerned,” he says, holding one cuff-linked hand in the air. “So, exactly how much time did you spend on the article?” David enunciates each word, stabbing them through my skin like daggers.

  “Five hours,” I blurt out, immediately wishing I could swallow the words and say twelve. “Maybe seven.”

  David makes a noise. Then, I realize he’s laughing. At me. At my enormous fib.

  My face is scarlet, glowing hot.

  Head bent, David flips through a set of papers. He pauses at a small stack. I recognize the coffee stain on one edge and the crinkled corner. My article.

  “Let me quote verbatim to you, Ms. Sullivan,” he says, his tone mocking. “Belize offers the best of both worlds, lovely beaches and a bustling city full of good restaurants. Visitors can find fascinating artwork and treasure hunt for souvenirs downtown.”

  He stops.

  Surely, my article was better. He must have the draft. Oh, there wasn’t a draft. Oops. Because I hadn’t allowed myself much time. Come to th
ink of it, I banged most of it out on the taxi ride from the airport. I accidentally threw away most of my notes in a shopping bag, which wasn’t really my fault. I was late for my plane. And then…

  “So, I killed it.” David ceremoniously holds the papers over the trash can and lets go.

  I watch the white papers float, then settle to their final resting place. Maybe I should jump in after them? My legs start to ache. Why did I wear these stupid Prada boots that pinch my left heel?

  “But, all is not lost,” David says dramatically. “I’ll give you a chance to redeem yourself.” He drums his fingers on the desk. “If you can up the caliber of your writing. Spend some time. Put your heart into it.”

  I don’t say a word. Or make a sound. Because if I do, I’m sure to sputter out something I’ll regret. Or, God forbid, cry. Redeem myself? Put my heart into it?

  Deep breath. Okay, I can afford to work a teensy bit harder. Give a tad more effort here and there. But, the criticism. Ouch! And coming from David, it’s one hundred times worse. The award-winning super-journalist who circled the globe, blah, blah, blah.

  David cracks his knuckles. “Look, I know it’s been tough since your mother’s illness and all.” His tone softens slightly. “Her passing away has been difficult for everyone.”

  I manage not to leap over the desk and shake him by the shoulders. Difficult? How would he know? My blood pressure doubles. Stay calm. Just a few more minutes. Doesn’t he have some other important meeting? An executive lunch?

  David drones on like he’s giving a sermon. I try to tune him out, but can’t help hearing the next part.

  “Julia, it’s affected your writing. Immensely. And look at you. You’ve lost weight. You’re exhausted. I want you to know I understand your pain—”

  “You don’t understand,” I cut in before I can stop myself. My mother died two years ago. She was sick before that. I still miss her every day. Damn him. Get out of my personal life. And stay out.